Welcome to Hippogryff!

Welcome to Hippogryff, weary internet traveller!

Many hours have been put into this informative website dedicated to exposing the timewasting nature of the internet. Many hours in which its designers could have been:

• spending time with loved ones;
• playing with pets;
• reading self-improvement books;
• finishing school/home/work-work;
• scaling Mount Everest in a sock monkey hat;
• contemplating inner peace and their belly button lint;
• interacting with the outside world.

Yet instead, just like every reader that has found her/himself here, we have been sucked into the vortex that is the internets, an evil, foul beast made of tubes and LOLCats that destroys your very soul. And also your relationships.

...But mostly your soul.

In our effort to explicate the seriousness of this problem, we have spent a great deal of time and effort online researching the destructive power of the internet. Please read on for more insight into this very real problem:

• Time Management vs. The Internets - Researchers from the institute of Gishwhesian Studies have charted the addictive power of popular target sites.

• Division of Resources While Interacting with the Internet - Their multi-pronged study includes an exhaustive look at the breakdown of attention in subjects tasked with internet research.

• I Can Has Interwebz - Further explicating the dangers of the internet, our researchers consider the ramifications of productivity and internet usage with a case study focussing on one popular website.

Certainly, after reading and considering our exhaustive research, you too will understand the serious ramifications of the siren call of the internet.